Fucking Mermaid

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg


how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

  • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
  • share an emotional hug
  • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

katyperry: Coming to a #PrismaticWorldTour show near you!!! 🐯😜🐯😜🐯😜